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As a child born in the 90s, I cannot overstate just how much I love that the 90s fashion trend has made such a big comeback. Especially that I'm now at an age where I can properly enjoy and, more importantly, appreciate it in all its velvety, scrunchie-based glory.
 
If it's not clear, I really like velvet. In all colours. On any day of the week. So it's really no surprise many of my upcoming outfits for the Christmas season are centred around this little fashion crush of mine. Feeling the same way? Well here are a few of my favourite finds for all things velvet:
 

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
 
As for me, I have a few parties and Christmassy events coming up over the next two weeks and I'm planning on maximal velvet exposure. But if you only want to dip your toe into the velvety pond, then a half up, half down hair style finished with a velvet scrunchie is an easy way to ease yourself in. Alternatively, opt for some velvet flats; these vary in colour and design across all major high street shops (and some, like the ones above, are currently in the sale too!)

If you're bold and want your velvet emblazoned across your body for the whole world to see, try some crushed velvet leggings. I myself bought a pair from H&M about a few months ago but if you're really feeling adventurous, squeeze yourself into this eye-popping pair of blue velvet leggings from Boohoo. Go on, I dare you. If there was ever a time to live by a quote from one of my favourite ever Gossip Girl episodes, it's now.  'You go, baby vamp!' -  the perfect seasonal sentiment!
 
"You go, baby vamp!"
 
Jade x
Oh, Grad Ball. It was both exactly what I envisioned and equally nothing like I imagined. One thing that was how I thought it would be, was the tightness of my dress. Believe me, it was tight. But let me back up a little..
So this was the dress I opted to wear, a beautiful blue number bought via Asos from Motel Rocks. I knew I wanted sequins, I knew I wanted long sleeves and I knew I couldn't afford the £54 it originally was. So I waited, and waited, for it to hop into the sale. Which it did. Yay! But alas I waited perhaps a day too long and though I did get it for a bargainous £27, I probably (read: definitely) could have done with the size up! But the die had been cast. I wanted to wear this dress and I wanted to be able to breathe in it. So I gave myself a little helping hand. I'm trying to change my lifestyle at the moment anyway, but having a target like this was great motivation. I started running more regularly, eating a bit healthier and I even purchased the most unflattering control underwear I have ever seen. All in the name of fashion. But it paid off and I'm keeping the running up too, so win-win!
 
These photos do not quite do the dress justice. In different lights it looked slightly more green, in others a nice, deep blue. In my head it was always blue though, which is why I chose to tailor all my make up to blue hues. I wanted natural looking make up - no lipstick, no blusher - with the exception of one standout application. The dress was so busy that I wanted my make up to be a complementary afterthought, so I opted for just a few dabs of glitter underneath each eye. I only decided to do that two days before my grad ball, after reading Company Magazine! I will recreate my eye make up in a step-by-step post, in case any one is interested in trying something similar themselves.
 
Jade x

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Playsuit - Asos
Nails - Barry M
Socks - Primark
Shoes - New Look
I have a somewhat troubled past with playsuits (in the sense that the last time I worn one - a strapless denim thing - I was innocently bopping along to a Nero performance at our students union when to my horror, said playsuit fell down BRINGING MY BRA DOWN WITH IT. Cue insurmountable levels of horror and embarrassment.) Unsurprisingly I've resisted buying playsuits since then, that altogether rather mortifying memory brandishing all playsuits as the work of the devil. That was until I came across this little number on Asos. I know what you're thinking: it has untie-able straps Jade, who's to say you won't accidentally bare your chest again? (God forbid). I'll admit, the thought did cross my mind but the loose fit, the floral-but-not-too-feminine pattern and the versatility all outweighed the fear. I love how flattering it is despite not being fitted. I'm quite self conscious about my legs but the dress-like hem gives the illusion that my thighs are far more toned than they actually are! The only pitfall is that I bought a size 8 to fit my chest and waist but in terms of length I probably should have gone for the 10. It's not so short that it's indecent but my personal preference is to have just a tad more material covering the old quads. (Oh and I went for the sock combo and I actually think it kind of worked! Props to J Law for the inspiration.)

The event I wore this for was my last Summer Ball as part of the Dance Club at my university. It was such a lovely (and slightly emotional) way to round off my time at uni, as dance has definitely been a big part of it. I'm pretty sure there have been weeks where I've spent far more time rehearsing than reading for my course! To top it off, I was lucky enough to win an award for the Best Dancer in my ballet class although I think everyone in the class was just as, if not more deserving of it. I've blogged a lot about my love for ballet before though so it was a special moment for me and it really will be treasured. And even better, my opinion of playsuits has definitely improved! I'm so glad I opted for this and not a dress, with no SPP, no flashing unwanted flesh and so easy to dress up and down this was definitely a winner! A perfect outfit for what was a pretty perfect night.
Jade x
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I'm not afraid to say it, I love hi-tops more then I love high heels. Especially these new Nike Son of Force trainers that I found on Asos for a cheeky £34 down from £57! My old faithful hi-tops have started to develop holes from too much use, so whilst I'm not throwing my old ones away just yet, I'm excited to test run this new pair.
 

I love the flashes of purple that add enough of a pop of colour to stop these trainers from looking too black. It makes them really versatile and the fact that they're so comfortable is a massive bonus. Perfect sale purchase if you ask me. All I need now is nice deep purple lipstick to match!

Jade :)
 
I'm procrastinating. Surprise, surprise! To be fair, I'm suffering a little bit with what I'm (not so) fondly calling "Final Year Fatigue". It's really just general all-round tiredness and feeling a bit rundown but I love me some catchy alliteration! So instead of tapping away trying to redraft my essays whilst I'm not feeling 100%, I thought I'd turn my attention to some things far less academically tiring (and, if I'm being honest, much nicer to look at than articles on sonnets!)

I've been quite good with purchases recently and have been trying not to spend too much money on clothing for myself with Christmas just around the corner. Still, I am finding myself being drawn more and more to the collections of long line necklaces every time I have a quick browse online. Now I love high, chunky necklaces. I think they're so versatile and great to wear both during the day and out at night. However, I also love a collar and recently I've been feeling that a longer style necklace would just revamp a couple of my favourite shirt/jumper combos. So I've browsed around and found a few of my faves. 
From top left clockwise: i. Topshop | ii. Topshop | iii. Zara
iv.  Asos | v. New Look

Now I love all of theses a lot but I feel like the Zara necklace needs a special mention (and also a special place on my dressing table!) because I don't think I have ever wanted to buy something more in my life! It has everything I love in life: the classic pearl, the mix & match colour scheme, the edgy impact of the skulls, spikes and pins.. what more can I say? I think I actually love it! I'm even considering asking for it for Christmas!

Jade :)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Since being back at uni, it feels a bit like I haven't stopped: lectures have kicked off and final year is well and truly underway. The workload isn't a shock to the system (yet!) but I've definitely found my work ethic has improved since last year. Whether this lasts or not.. well that's another question!
 
I keep meaning to compose OOTD posts for this week's lectures but I've been so nervous about getting back into the swing of things, I always forget to take photos before I leave and by the time I get home, I'm either sweaty from a gym session or I'm so tired I get straight into my onesie! So in the meantime, I thought I would do a little post in honour of one of my favourite ever programs returning to the telly this Sunday. 
 
For those of you who don't watch Homeland (why on earth not?!) Morgan Saylor plays Dana, a somewhat rebellious teen Dana - the daughter of ex-Marine Nicholas Brody. She was recently featured in Asos magazine which in itself says a lot about her fashion sense: in short, I want to steal it.
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1. This black number is one of my faves - for starters, it's black which already means I'll likely love it. I also love sophisticated looking up-dos, mostly because I just cannot pull them off - I have the unfortunate attribute of an oversized, melon-shaped head!
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2. Bang on trend is this monochrome dress. I love the unusual pattern - it's not quite geometric but it's far from boring, everything you want in a dress. I'm penning a monochrome post for later in the week, so keep your eyes peeled for that!


3. Lastly is this cute lace dress, featured in the aforementioned Asos magazine. It's no secret that I love Asos - these days I'm sure I spend more time browsing Asos than I do Facebook! I'm also a fan of the floral crown, it gives just enough of a burst of colour to really enhance the otherwise delicately pure ensemble.
 
So there we have it. Not quite what I envisage Dana will be necessarily wearing when Series 3 airs this Sunday (eeeeek! Can you tell I'm excited?!) but Morgan Saylor's style is definitely one I'd like to steal.
 
Jade :)
The 21 one year old me should be revising right now. The 21 year old me should also be taking more of an interest in world politics and environmental issues and a whole host of other grown up things you're meant to do when you turn 21. But the 18 year old in me (who, I have to say, never really went away) is actually far more intrigued by the new series of Skins coming back to E4.
I have fond memories of Skins. I remember seeing the trailer for the very first series and being simultaneously horrified and captivated. I was under strict instructions not to watch it (with good reason) but I remember joyously hatching up a plan to watch it anyway. I would have my TV volume at the absolute minimum, ready to crouch with my ear as close as possible for the full hour it was on, my duvet half pulled back ready for the superhero style leap back into bed if footsteps began to ascend the stairs. It was, in my eyes, the perfect plan and executed effortlessly. Looking back, the plan was probably futile and my parents were probably aware of what I was doing but safe to say, I got hooked. It wasn't until the 2nd Generation of Skins that I became (borderline) obsessed though: I fell in love with Cook and never looked back. In terms of style however, Effy was always the one I wanted to emulate.
Effy is the teenage epitome of soft grunge. In short, the type of style I wish I was cool enough to pull off. Think baggy tops, dark make up, ripped jeans and chunky boots. These pictures give a bit of an idea of old school Effy, though if the new trailer is anything to go by, the dark and mysterious ensembles are long gone. (Sob.)
Lots of black, lots of leather, lots of jewellery and printed tees. Is it any wonder I was a fan? Shops like Urban Outfitters, Fashion Union, Top Shop and (if you can afford it) Black Milk are great starting points for a bit of stylish soft grunge.

1. Stripes are an easy way of dipping your little baby toe into the soft grunge pool. This oversized vest top from Asos is great because of the dropped sleeves: Effy has a penchant for baggy tops, bandeaus and bras.

2. I'm not the biggest fan of  gummy bracelets but they are a little less macabre than a skull encrusted bracelet.

3. I am however a massive fan of this  3 pack necklace set, also from Asos. Pile on the neck-wear if you're looking for a quick and simple solution.
4. This printed tee (surprise, surprise) is from the male section of Urban Outfitters but to be honest, both the male and female sections boast some very Effy-like creations. It's my number one stop for graphic tees.
5. Finally, if you want to have a hand at trying Effy's intricate eye make up, try creating a smoky eye combo with the help of this Jemma Kidd Eye Crayon.

For some extra inspiration, see these stylish sale items (can you tell I enjoyed this post a tad too much?!)
 1. MeeMee
2. MeeMee
3. Top Shop
4. Fashion Union
5. Asos
I'm awaiting judgement on the new Skins - I wasn't a massive fan of the 3rd generation (but I watched all the episodes regardless) and I can't decide if this is a last ditch attempt to get back its former glory or not. Either way, I'll probably be watching and if you fancy checking out the trailer yourself, you can find it here.
Enjoy!
Jade :)
Or, in other words, how to put a sting into spring.

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I love, love, love that Spring has finally decided to make an appearance but that does not mean I'm leaping straight into summer dresses and frilly bikinis. So how better to toughen up a nice, bright outfit than with a couple of well placed studs and spikes?
 
New Look have got a great range of chunky necklaces in at the moment and I've been searching for a nice, spiky gold one to wear with an outfit I'm planning on wearing to an upcoming ball at uni. I love the blue triangle one but the colour would clash with what I'm wearing so I'm keeping an eye out for any others that take my fancy. If that fails, I'm definitely considering popping into Topshop to see if the spiky ball earrings are in store - such an easy way to go from girly to down-right gangsta. Nearly.
 
 
I'm sorry for such a short post - the first week back at uni is always a bit of a busy one and I'm trying really hard to get into a solid fitness regime which I'm looking forward to blogging about soon. Hope everyone else is having weather as nice as I've had the last few days - it makes everything seem so much better.
 
Jade :)
Firstly, you might be aware of how much I raved about British band Bastille all the way back in April 2012 (click for full-on fangirl-ing) and now, almost a year on, I think I love them even more. If you haven't heard any of their stuff yet (if not, why not?!) go and find them on Youtube. The first song of theirs I heard was Flaws and it sounds just as flawless (sorry) as it did then.
 
Moving on from flaws to claws, it is no secret that I'm a fan of all things animal print. And though I'm currently feeling a little depressed from days of job hunting and CV sending, I'm not going to let a little thing like the lack of money stop me from lusting after things I probably will never be able to buy.

1. I like, foolishly, to think that this America ram tee from New Look is a bit of an edgier take on animal print (and yes, I'm applying the word edgy because there is a skull involved. It's been a tought week, let it slide.) Plus it's in the sale at a bargain price of only £4. Not to be missed.
 
2. As for this swimsuit, there are no words that I possess in my vocabulary to describe just how much I want this. But thanks to my lack of money, a holiday seems unlikely and since the British weather isn't known for being swimsuit friendly, I can't currently justify buying it. Sad face.
 
3. I also really like this zebra tee from Zara. It's cute, bright and perfect paired with anything denim.



1. Another great find from Zara, I love the colourful tribal print on this rainbow giraffe tee and is perfect to brighten the bland British weather.

2. This is a white tee with black print AND it's a cat with a moustache. Perfect if you: a) like white tees, b) like cats c) are a hipster wannabe or d) just really like moustaches. Asos, I think I really like you.

3. This final tee from Asos is also very nice, with its almost tye-dye base and cute tiger overlay.

In my opinion, Zara currently have the best selection of animal-enhanced tees and they're so bright and lightweight that it's making me even more eager for summer. As you may know, I also have a petite penchant for wearing men's clothes and I'm happy to report that boys can get in on the animal loving too (which is good to know as my brother has got to the age where he's started to wear printed tees. And I for one am not keen on him parading around with scantily clad women on his tops. The bro should have better fashion sense than that; he's related to me. I KID.)

 
I'd definitely wear this black tiger jumper - it would be great layered over a collared shirt and thrown on with a pair of skinny jeans and black boots. A standard lecture outfit of late.
 
As for this wolf tee, I perhaps wouldn't personally wear this but I do have a wolf tee of my own from (the female section) of Zara and I love it. Wolves are cool.

This last item intrigued me because it's quite an odd design to have such a large animal form a print on a shirt but I kind of think it works. Check it out on Topman for a few similar items of animal print goodness.

So there we have it, a few takes on one of my favourite trends and of course not forgetting my band of the moment, Bastille - seriously worth a listen!

Jade :)

Yep, I watched Les Mis and yep, I've been listening to the soundtrack every day since. This isn't about Les Miserables however (because that post would go on forever) but instead about my endless mission to make my man hands look a little less manly.

I did, with the help of Unidays and their 25% off Asos sale, stumble across this little gem.


My man hands and I have managed to break two rings within the last year so I'm always on the look out for replacements. This one was meant to be £7 I believe, but with a cheeky 25% off I could hardly say no.
The gold is actually really very bright and the red is a much richer shade of ruby than my camera has picked up. I have never heard of Susan Caplan's jewellery before but I have a feeling I'll be a keeping an eye out for more pieces in the future if this ring is anything to go by.
Now I'm not about to second guess myself, but I'm pretty sure the main reason I was drawn to this ring over some of the others on Asos was because of a subconcious memory of one Blair Waldorf. Without sounding terribly obssessed by TV, I genuinely didn't even recognise the similarity until a few days after I received the ring and Gossip Girl happened to crop up in a conversation.
But I can definitely see it now. Seems I have, once again, been fully enticed by TV. Whenever will I learn?

Never, if my obsession with Les Mis is used as an example. I think Red & Black is one of my favourite songs from the soundtrack, I'd love to think that in another world, a much braver me would definitely be at the heart of a revolution, really fighting for something I believed in. But until that happens, I shall lie on my bed and listen to this.



Over and over again. Enjoy!
For those who don't know, I'm a bit of a Made In Chelsea fan so when I saw the lovely Caggie Dunlop starring in a music video for Lonsdale Boys club (check it out!) it was too good an opportunity not to blog about it.

Thanks to this blog dedicated to Cags, I've chosen my favourite looks from the video and other events so that we can all dress like Dunlop. Yay.

 
Vest top - Forever 21//£3.75
Shorts - Forever 21//£16.75
The shorts are a little bit on the steep side at £16.75 and the colour doesn't quite match the ones in the picture but I love the acid wash effect on this pair. And with the white vest top standing a mere £3.75 it means this look can be recreated for close to £20 - bargain!

Leather Jacket - Topshop//£65
Blouse - Asos//£20
Shorts - Asos//£12

This leather jacket again isn't an exact replica but it's black and studded - perfect. Both the top and shorts are from ASOS and the shorts are even in the sale, down from an original £28.00 to just over 10. A simple outfit that's perfect for summer.

Light green jumper - Asos//£10
Triangle jumper - Urban Outfitters//£60
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The top jumper is a cheeky £10 from Asos and whilst the other jumper isn't that much like Caggie's (and is a whopping £60) I liked the design too much not to show it.


Lace corset - Forever 21//£8.90

For this final look, I found a cheap and cheerful white lace corset for under £10 and if you don't fancy it in white, you've got two other colours to choose from.

So there we have it - my little take on how to dress like Dunlop.
Thanks to this beautiful weather England seems to be having at the moment, I've spent a lot of time outside these last few days, having BBQs with the family and topping up my tan. Whilst I'm not actually going on holiday this year (sad face) thanks to this sudden heatwave, I've still been browsing bikinis and beach wear. So instead of spending my time wishing I was going away this summer, I decided to compile a watery wish list instead

                                                
My five favourite watery winners!
Going clockwise from top left.

1. *ASOS 50's Strawberry Print Hipster Bikini Pant - £7 (x)

I wouldn't usually go for white (as I don't think white and water together are particularly practical!) but the fruity print gave it a cheeky little edge and could easily be matched with a plain red or white bikini top, or the 50s inspired bikini top ASOS suggests.

2. French Connection Frilled Bikini Pant With Ditzy Leaf Print - £13.00 (x)

Frilly bikinis always catch my eye and though £13 is a little more than I'd usually spend on one half of a bikini, I love the colour and the design of these and would be perfect for the pool.

3. *ASOS Patchwork Print Tie Side Bikini Pant - £6 (x)

I love the design on these and the yellow detail around the top sold me completely. As these are both dark in colour and small in size, I'd typically these near the beginning of a holiday for maximum exposure. Also, I prefer brighter colours against a darker tan so anything bright or neon I usually leave till last.

4. Miss Sixty Aztec Cut-Out Swimsuit - £34 (x)

Originally priced at £67 but being sold by New Look for £34, this swimsuit is a bit more pricey pool chic that pool side prep but I love, love, love cut outs. Whether it's swimsuits, dresses or tops - cut outs are fantastic because I think they have the ability to flatter a variety of body shapes. This cut out does flash a lot of flesh and is obviously pretty expensive but the Aztec design definitely caught my eye.

5. ASOS Palm Print Bandeau Bikini Top + Bottoms - £7/£6 (x)

I was immediately grabbed by the brightness of this duo and I personally tend to favour bandeau bikini tops over other styles. Thanks to the assortment of bright colours, this is the type of thing I'd wear near the end of my holiday as I think it would really pop against a tan. I also like that the bottoms aren't too flimsy and don't rely on a bit of string to keep them together.


So there we have it: my five favourite pool side pieces. If only I was going away so I could actually wear them!

Anyone going away anywhere nice on holiday? If so, what will be your perfection pool side items?

Note:

*matching items available.



So I saw this on a blog that I follow and since I browse ASOS almost every week as it is, figured I would have a go at this challenge too. It's a competition by Discount Coder (link for this challenge is here: http://www.discountcoder.com/blog/win-big-with-our-100-asos-blogger-challenge/ ) and all I gather you have to do is put together an outfit that totals less than £100. So here goes nothing..

Shirt - £20 | Skirt - £10 | Shoes - £30
Clutch - £18 | Comb - £6 | Lippy - £5.49

In total, my outfit came to £94.49 so a little under budget (that's an extra fiver for drinks!) and here is why I chose each of the items:

I started off with the shoes because I'm really into platforms at the moment and I never go for toe-showing shoes (mostly due to an event which involved my younger brother, my 9 year old self and a lack of spatial awareness. It resulted in a broken toe which has never fully straightened which in short means no peep-toes for me.)

The shirt I like because it looks fresh and light so it's perfect for the summer (though having some summery weather would help!) As it has all the studded detail on the collar, complete with the chains, it means you don't have to worry about adding too much more jewellery to the outfit which for me is a godsend. I'm the most indecisive person I've ever met.

The skirt is admittedly pretty plain but paired with the heels is bound to extenuate the length of your legs as the black on black gives an effect of long, lithe continuation. The length of the skirt is also particularly flattering as it flashes enough flesh without being so short you're paranoid you're exposing your posterior.

The bag is again pretty standard but the colour will stand out against the rest of the outfit and paired with matching nails and lips will finish the outfit off just fine. Finally, fixing the studded hair comb in some form of relaxed up do will ensure that everything comes together in one edgy outfit.

So there we have it! Anyone else thinking of entering the challenge?

P.S. Apologies if the toe story creeped you out.

P.P.S. Links for all the items can be found here :)

Bag - http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Metal-Frame-Clutch-Bag/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2247997&cid=8730&Rf-200=9&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Pink
Comb - http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Spike-Hair-Comb/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2330078&cid=11412&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Rhodium
Lipstick - http://www.asos.com/Rimmel-London/Rimmel-London-Kate-Lipstick/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1873968&cid=5020&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=200&sort=-1&clr=003
Shoes - http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-PUSH-IT-Platform-Shoes/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2316096&cid=14330&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Black
Skirt - http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Mini-Skirt-in-Jersey/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2121341&cid=2639&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Black
Top - http://www.asos.com/River-Island/River-Island-Chain-Stud-Collar-Shirt/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2287925&cid=4169&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=200&sort=-1&clr=White
Unimaginative title, granted but playsuits are arguably one of the most playful items of clothing a girl can purchase. They're bright, easy to wear and beautifully boyish yet florally feminine all at the same time. To put it shortly, a definite buy for me this summer especially with a fleeting trip to Barcelona on the cards.

Instead of doing prep work for uni like I should have been doing, I've spent the day creating the worst choreography known to man and scouring the net for a few possible playsuits. (It's clear from this post which was the most successful venture.. Michael Jackson I ain't.) Asos have a playsuit's a plenty and if money were no object, I'd buy more than a few.

A particular favourite includes this Layered Butterfly playsuit. The colour combinations clash in the best way and the detailed back is what really drew me in. I don't tend to opt for tight-fitting clothes all that often so again this playsuit is perfect and the way the material just grazes the tops of your legs should theoretically be fairly flattering. All in all, a potential purchase.



I do already own a denim-based playsuit from New Look which I adore, with the exception of one (albeit MAJOR) issue. It's a strapless, floral item with an elasticated back and buttons at the front but neither of these function as  coverage certainty. Being a fresher and flashing my bra (and unfortunately a little more) at a performance by Nero at my SU was definitely not a high point and it did admittedly put me off wearing it for a while. As a result I'm keeping an eye out for playsuits with a bit more security (because when you dance like I do - which is essentially not very well at all - flash-safe outfits are a necessity.)
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