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A fast month. Speedy. Flying past us in bursts of heat and shards of sun. A venture into vast and vibrant cities, juggling work and wonderment and wanderlust. Visiting new countries and continuing to appreciate the ones we come from. China is full of culture, its landscapes often breathtaking and its history so interesting. A place full of juxtaposition, somewhere I feel lucky to have experienced firsthand. 

Curiously Cultural

3% on Netflix is a Brazilian TV series that depicts a dark dystopian future. It is (a little) reminiscent of The Hunger Games wherein 20 year olds go through the Process to earn their place as part of the heralded 3% who are allowed to live on the Offshore. The show is originally in Portuguese, though there are versions with other languages dubbed on top. Watch in it Portuguese with English subtitles if you can; it feels a little more authentic. There are 3 seasons available at present with a fourth in the pipeline. A great show with complex characters (with switching allegiances so you're never sure who to trust).

Literary Life

The books this month have both been excellent reads. There is something so comforting about delving into a book when you're travelling alone. Whether that's on a train, a plane or wherever you may find yourself, that familiar feel of gripping the two edges of a book and anticipating turning page after page can work wonders when you're feeling alone. How to Make a Friend by Fleur Smithwick was a truly thrilling read. It's a relatable read because the characters feel very authentic. Its protagonist, Alice, has an extremely eventful life, made all the more difficult by her accompanying invisible friend Sam. The blurb intrigued me immediately and the book kept me turning the pages for hours on end. It#s an intelligent read, both emotionally and conceptually, and I highly recommend.

On a somewhat softer note, The Summer Theatre by the Sea by Tracy Corbett tells the story of Charlotte, who loses her job, her flat and her boyfriend in (more or less) one fell swoop. Deciding to go and stay with her sister in Cornwall while she figures out what to do next, Charlotte finds herself working with the local amateur dramatics society. It's a fun read, nothing too serious, which makes it great escapism. There's romance, Shakespeare, the building of familial relationships and standing up to bullies. A quick, easy all-round read.




Curiously Cultural

After waiting for over a year to see Hamilton at the Victoria Palace Theatre, it was a truly magical experience to finally watch a production of this magnitude. Wherever you sit in the auditorium, you instantly enter into this world that feels simultaneously like the present and past (take this from someone who sat on the very back row.) Every part of the experience is charged with anticipation; it's a phenomenal piece of theatre. It's impossible to write a more nuanced or complimentary review than the many other critics and theatregoers who have already written extensively on Lin-Manuel Miranda's ground-breaking production. So instead I shall simply say this: yes, it really is worth the wait. If you are lucky enough to have the means to see the show, do it, do it, do it. 

Another anxiously anticipated event this month was Season 7 of Scandal. The final season of any show can be so bittersweet; sometimes it's just sad to see such a good show go, other times you watch wrought with worry that the characters we've grown to love won't receive the send off we feel they deserve. Scandal set out to achieve a lot in Season 7 and of course Shonda Rhimes successfully achieved it all. (Spoilers will follow so click away now if you've not yet watched all of the episodes.) Overall, the final season was thoroughly enjoyable. It had all of the plot twists, the high impact stakes and the intensity of every other season of Scandal, with some pretty dramatic character arcs. It was interesting to follow Olivia's fluctuation from white hat and back but the character who stole every scene, who demanded our attention and had the most emphatic series arc of all was, perhaps surprisingly, that of Eli Pope played so brilliantly by Joe Morton. And yes, of course we're happy that Olivia didn't finish the finale defined by a romantic relationship (though there's certainly enough evidence to infer that the rekindling with Fitz may very well continue). It's hard not to spare a few thoughts for Captain Ballard, though (despite his somewhat terrifying trajectory). I would be lying if I said I hadn't held out an ever-diminishing hope that somehow Olivia might save Jake once and for all. Mostly though, I'm just glad I stumbled across the show while searching for something to help me procrastinate from my university work all those years ago. Scandal, it's been scintillating. Thank you.


Literary Life

Managed to move through quite a few books this month. First of all was Hamilton: The Revolution. If you like the musical and finding out behind the scenes information into how said musical was created, this is absolutely worth purchasing. It's a (super splendorous) bonus that the book itself is crafted so magically, with textured paper and authentically archaic typescript. I revelled reading about the origins of each song in the soundtrack and the way Lin-Manuel Miranda's idea moved from a concept album to arguably the biggest new musical is both mind blowing and massively inspiring.



Quite by chance was the discovery of Samuel Bjork and his two Norwegian bestsellers, I'm travelling alone and The owl always hunts at night. Multiple train journeys to and around London provided a wealth of time for reading, but Bjork's books are that gripping that you want to use every spare five minutes you can find to reach just one more chapter. The tone is gritty and dark, the characters compelling and highly complex. Perhaps because Bjork's style was new to me, I'm travelling alone holds slightly more intrigue but both are daring novels that delve in the depths of the human condition. 

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Hamilton inspired nail art. (There's a theme here, no?) Seeing Hamilton was such a momentous occasion that it demanded to occupy every inch of my creative resources. It's not the best nail art design by far, but what it lacks in artistry, it makes up for in fond memories.






Orange ice lolly held by lemon nail art design

Sometimes sunny, sometimes sour, sometimes showers. April is a mixed month, often showing signs of several seasons (on the same day, if you're lucky). For those who celebrate, Easter arrived almost as soon as we advanced on April and after a commitment to chocolate-based indulgence, all food light and zesty were certainly on the cards.

Literary Life

Dark, thrilling novels are very much Jo Nesbo's wheelhouse and The Thirst is no different. His Harry Hole books can be a little macabre but Nesbo's plots are always full of depth, intelligence and such gripping twists. The content of The Thirst can be emotionally difficult to read at times but it is rewarding to reach the end of the book. Much like many in the series, the book is clever enough and capable enough to be read as a stand-alone, but the extensive insight into multiple characters that we receive over a number of books is a work of true genius. If you enjoy gripping, gritty novels, then be sure to check out Jo Nesbo's work.

Curiously Cultural

Another excellent offering for TV drama this month. The final episode of Keeping Faith finished what was a pretty flawless series. It followed the lives of those in a small town in Wales but nothing about the show is small. The acting is masterful from all involved - Eve Myles especially - and the locations are atmospheric, the script sharp and current. 

NOTD

Perhaps there's nothing as zesty as a lemon. (Perhaps other citrus fruits would disagree?) Lemons are definitely of the flavour right now, with lemon printed fabrics featuring in many a fashion retailer. This lemon inspired nail art design uses a mix of bright yellows, green and white. A lovely Springtime look. 





Daffodils in a flowery vase

March feels multicoloured. From the smallest of green shoots to pale blue egg shells to the prettiest yellow petals from a shop-bought bunch of daffs. Assurances of sunshine replaced by whirls of white snow and the promise of egg-shaped excitement plays joyfully on the horizon. It's a month of movement; moving towards Spring with its new growth and longer days (but the enjoyment of the outdoors still remains heavily dependent on layered outfits and waterproof coats.)

Curiously Cultural

The (long-awaited) second season of Jessica Jones, starring the superb Krysten Ritter, surfaced on Netflix this month. It's a fantastic entry point for anyone interested in the Marvel Universe, being grounded in grit, determination and fully functioning (and fantastically flawed) three dimensional characters. An interesting season; it is match for match in terms of quality, depth, drama and acting with Season 1. In some ways the episodes are all the more intriguing (especially in the latter end of the season) and despite a couple of unsatisfying subplots, overall it's a strong second season. If you like unlikely heroes, complex relationships and a touch of super strength and spy-work, Jessica Jones is the show for you. Also on Netflix was the third season of Judd Apatow's series, Love. It's modern, it's current (and perhaps a tad too cutesy?) But then perhaps that's what you get when you sign up for a show titled Love. 

Literary Life

Cold days called for cosy evenings full of reading, meaning the completion of three books in total this month. Life of Pi was up first. It's a book that feels as if it's been around forever, wherein you think you know the story (and it quickly manifests that, actually, you don't). In many ways, a surprising read. Not all what you might imagine (or maybe that was just the case for me and my misinformed imagination). A little unsettling, a little long but worth the wait for the final three chapters. 

River of Ink by Paul M. M. Cooper was perhaps not given the best shot (given that three quarters of this was read in a hospital waiting room) but it was still a fairly gripping read. It touched on a topic I had never really read about before - the service of poetry and literature for a pretty tyrannical leader - but it was an enjoyable cultural experience with a satisfying conclusion.

Thirdly was Journal, the diary entries of Hélène Berr. A truly emotional read, full of insightful commentary and detailing of her life in occupied Paris. She wrote so beautifully, with such intelligence and bravery. She articulated both facts and feelings with such openness (and even optimism, at times). It was a revolutionary read, one that could not be recommended higher.


Treasures and Troves

Makers gonna make and triers gon' try. Emphatically falling into the latter category, try is most definitely the best verb to describe this little creation bubble that popped in my brain this month. It came from wanting somewhere to store bath bombs that wasn't just a wire rack, which could be visible and open yet still decorative. The result? A white wooden crate adorned with poms poms, scrabble letters and an old pair of upcycled shorts. As you do.

Flat lay of a white crate, staple gun and lemon print fabric

Wooden letter tiles attached to a white crate with a glue gun


As we ascend on April, may it bring bountiful boxes of chocolate eggs and budding blossom (and a break from the rain would be beautiful, too).


February often flies by. Maybe it's the fewer days, maybe we will it to pass because it holds none of January's promise for newness and none of March's signs of Spring. Snow has been a presence all of its own, bringing with it a dusting of elegance and joyous exuberance all at once. There is something so thrilling about waking up to blanket of snow, sinking well-wrapped feet into a glistening landscape and hearing it crunch while you walk. Since snow is sometimes a rarity, it almost feels like a daydream when it happens. While the world comes to a bit of a standstill, you walk around and fall gently in a daze as your fingers feel numb and your nose feels cold. 

Treasures and Troves

But there have also been days when the snow has been absent (which, let's be honest, is usually 98% of the time) and sleep isn't such an easy avenue to walk down. Despite long days at work and all the exhausting elements of life admin, sometimes sleep evades us even when we're longing for it. I have no antidote for that (so sorry) but this Champney's Heavenly Days Sleep Pillow Mist has been a really welcome addition to the evening wind-down routine. (Routine might be a slight exaggeration; it's more of a short list of things which are good to do but often forgotten. Woops). 

Products to help with sleep

A gentle spritz or three above your pillow does not send you straight to the land of slumber (how brilliant would that be?!) but it does provide a soothing sense of calm and every sleepy inhale seems to somehow send you one step closer to sleep. The scent is lovely; fresh and sweet but never overpowering. Part of the As Good As New collection, the temple balm is also a helpful addition. Both are definitely worth a shot if a soothing night's sleep is on your wish list, the pillow mist especially.

Curiously Cultural

When it's too cold to venture out (or even when it's not), there's been plenty of reasons to staying in this month. Collateral on BBC2 has been an intriguing watch with a truly stellar cast. It is fast-paced and hurtles down a path that is simultaneously predictable and unpredictable. The fourth and final episode is looking to be a riveting conclusion. We're also halfway through Keeping Faith, starring the wonderfully Welsh, Eve Myles. It warrants a fuller review, which will likely appear in the next edition of a month in words once all episodes have aired, but the first three can be found on the iPlayer should you want to see for yourself this serious yet soulful drama.

Literary Life 

Just one book completed, though others were started (and not abandoned, just postponed). The Book of Mirrors was a solid read; lightly enthralling and deeply layered, almost to the point where you would forget until a chapter would suddenly remind you. Books can be a brilliant distraction but events occur in the world and you find your attention focused (for better or worse) on social media. This can be uplifting, reaffirming and sometimes simply sad. Occasionally all three, depending on the day. Hoping that March, with its brighter days and warmer winds, will bring with it some bookish delights.

Close up of snow covered branches
Red postbox in snow


With the expectation for February snow well and truly fulfilled, let us wonder what March has in store. Fingers crossed for fresh flowers galore.


Sometimes January is about discovery. Trying new things, devising New Year's resolutions, writing goals or making plans. But it's also a month of recollection. That doesn't have to mean looking back over the previous year (though that is often the case on those cold, dark-skied days); it can mean quiet contemplation, grouping thoughts or hobbies, papers or photos. More than anything, January consisted of repetition. It saw mundane moments - slipping cold feet into fluffy socks and nestling cool hands in woolly gloves; walking briskly to work and then retracing the steps back home again. But it saw magic, too.

Curiously Cultural

Having the opportunity to listen to Les Miserables be performed live at the Queen's Theatre is a phenomenon like no other. Dulcet tones echo around the room while you're there, but the performance leaves an imprint on your brain (much like it did back in 2013 when I was lucky enough to first see the show). Though Christmas is now long gone, there were reminiscent echoes of it in seeing London lit up for Lumiere London. People marvelled at each luminous installation and instead of trees, people gathered round art, and photos were taken in place of mince pies and puddings. Carrying just a little more leftover festivity was watching discovered in watching Aladdin as a musical at the Prince Edward Theatre. Immediately it invites you to fondly think back on memories of past pantomimes, but with added charisma and choreograph (and one show-stealing Genie).



Literary Life

The books which were flicked through held echoes of the past; La Belle Sauvage brought the nostalgia of reading His Dark Materials for the first time, with the (re)discovery of Philip Pullman's magnificent writing for second time in one life. La Belle Sauvage is a most marvellous tale, capable of transporting you to a world away from the one in which you exist. It's easy to race through the pages, especially in the second half of the book, but trying to savour the experience was a welcome literary challenge. A must-read for any Philip Pullman fan and an enjoyable read for anyone with a taste for a wildly imaginative and immersive novel.

In a completely different way, reading The Diary of Lena Mukhina: A Girl's Life in the Siege of Leningrad also provided a look, or an insight, into the past. It is always strange to read the real words of someone in a time we simultaneously know so much and so little about. It was interesting to count the parallels despite the uniqueness of the situation Lena had to sustain. It was an inspirational read that serves the reader in many ways (not least that of inspiring a resurgence to journal). The entries are so detailed and descriptive that it can feel almost fictional at times, but it's so harrowing too. Remembering that this is history (and not too recent history at that) makes it a rather remarkable read. If you are at all interested in history, in diaries or just the written experience of others, then you might well enjoy this read.


With fewer days than any other, we expect February to fly right by which, after January's long-lasting hold, isn't necessarily a bad thing. We end January hoping for sun but fully expecting snow.

How did the first month of 2018 fare for you?

As is often the case with any nail art on this blog, the theme of the design has been interpreted incredibly loosely. Nevertheless, it's a fun, festive design that's super simple to create and gives the impression of golden gifts (when in reality, it's craft gems stuck on top of a glitter mani but no one needs to know that!)

Start with Barry M's 'Peel It! Peel Off Basecoat' for ease of removal (just in case attempts 1, 2 or 32 are unsuccessful). Once dry, apply a substantial gold tip to the end of each nail using a sticker as a guide or free hand if you can. Having a guide to paint around definitely helps to keep the nails looking uniform but adding the glitter topper does hide a million mistakes, so complete accuracy isn't essential (thank goodness). 

While the gold is still sticky, pour the glitter on top and lightly press or tap down to ensure it adheres. The glitter topper used here is Ciate's 'miracle on 34th' which is both seasonal and superbly shimmery. A cotton bud is great for dusting away any excess (and pouring the glitter over a folded piece of cards means you can tip any extra glitter back into the nail pot for next time).

When the excess glitter is removed from on top and around the tip of the nail, paint on a normal top coat paying extra attention to the centre of the glitter arch. Using a delicate hand (or tweezers for extra accuracy), gently place or drop a small gemstone into the centre and hold for several seconds. This part is particularly tricky and can often take more than one attempt. Wait for it to feel suitably secure and then cover the entire nail with a gel top coat and cure. There you have the loosest ever nail art design inspired by the

May your mani be merry this festive season. 






Seeing Yerma as a streamed event in no way lessened the impact of the performance (she says, having not seen it performed live and thus having no context in which to compare the two... Moving on!) The audience was full of respect and anticipation and as soon as the lights dimmed and the recording started, the lines between those who knew the plot and those who were new to the plot seemed to disappear. All anyone was expecting was an hour and a half of damn good drama (which was definitely what we received).

The story of Yerma follows a woman's tragic journey as she longs for a child and the consequences for her and her family when that longing remains unfulfilled. The original play by Lorca is very much a reflection of a different time period than this Young Vic reinvention, but the themes remain very much the same. The production and performances were value enough but the screening very much leaves you wanting more - wanting to find out about the original text, to mull over the performance to try and pin point exactly what it was that made the production so tangible.

The plot really is very clever and incredibly well executed. As a millenial (apparently) the up to date references were enjoyable, though it took a few minutes to adjust to the way the dialogue often overlapped in what we may assume was a direction given to contrast so starkly to the dialogue towards the end of the play. The more the relationship disintegrates, so too does their ability to communicate effectively. No longer are they in tune with one another, but rather barely listening and certainly not hearing.

Time, and the way it is used in this production, stands out as a prominent theme. We are reminded regularly about the passage of time (something that is of great concern to Her) and yet time seems so free, passing in mere hours then whole months. It remains inescapable though, for us as the audience and for those in the performance and it becomes clear that by the end we are racing towards an eruption of gigantic magnitude.

The use of costume is also very clever and was something that perhaps requires more attention to comment on properly. Do the changes of clothes occur when there is a shift in opinion, in realisation? Is it completely meaningless, just coincidental? Hard to say without a second viewing (or perhaps easy to say for a more competent critic - your choice). Other than time, it feels like Yerma revolves a lot around omission. Not only in the very pronounced sense, in that a baby is essentially omitted from her life, but in so much of how each character acts, behaves and talks. We find out towards the end that John, the husband, stopped wanting (or never wanted?) to have a child and by this point, the obsession has reached dangerous heights already. The revelation of this omitted information sends Her into a spiral from which there is no return. It's so interesting psychologically here though, because this omission fully allows Her to attribute the childlessness to this fact - no wonder they didn't conceive when he didn't want it to happen. To her now seemingly deranged state, the two events are directly connected.

It was interesting also to see commentary of the world of social connections. The blog that she writes about is, understandably, a great hit. Posts go viral and though she omits her husband and her sister's names, the fallout of talking about such intimate elements of their lives is a huge factor in the play's final outcome. The irony of then writing a review about it, online, on a blog, is not lost.

What you see when you watch Yerma is a breathtaking performance. Billie Piper is, as everyone has already said with far more eloquence than is mustered here, absolutely outstanding. Because time passes so differently with each scene and she is present in so many of them, we are treated to a masterclass in heading a performance. We see elements of youth, of regret, of longing and desire, or arrogance, of desperation and so much more and Billie grounds each and every one of them. The script at times tries too hard to be relevant but the acting compensates for this immensely. Some scenes are painfully accurate and perhaps that is why Yerma has become quite such a spectacle.

A magnificent modern masterpiece - go and see if if you can. 
There are apparently ten main types of cloud from which all other types of cloud exist. The clouds you're about to see in this nail art design are an accurate representation of none of these. Despite using clouds both real and plastic for reference, this cute cloud nail bed designs turned out a little less than accurate (but hey, forecasts aren't always accurate, right..?)

Flat lay of a plastic cloud mirror and cloud nail art design



Easiest way to create this design is with a nail art pen (though it's probably no impossible to use a regular nail varnish brush if you have better skills than me, which isn't difficult). Paint two coats of your base colour(s) and wait for your nails to fully dry before attempting to draw the clouds (instructions my past self really ought to have obeyed). 

Starting at one edge of the nail bed, draw a loose outline for your cloud. If you're happy with it, start to fill it in - if you want the design to look fuller and fluffier, extend the outline until you're satisfied, then fill in and wait to dry.  Add a second coat to the cloud if looks a little transparent and if you're feeling real artsy, why not add some silver accents to create your very own silver lining?

(PS - the super cute cloud pin is from Oh So Cherished over on Not On The High Street)
With Tennessee William's Cat on a Hot Tin Roof currently playing at the Apollo Theatre, it seemed apt to create some loosely inspired nail art to match.



It would be oh-so fitting if the choice of base colour was a conscious choice and not just a very fitting accident (if you are familiar with Tennessee Williams you'll know he often referred to his low moods as 'blue devils'.) Every newspaper or literary print tutorial suggests using a pale or neutral colour as a base to help the print transfer show up, and Essie's Perfect Posture is a muted powder blue that fits the bill brilliantly.

It's probably best to follow instructions online (as this is certainly not an expert review) but essentially you soak a strip of paper letting it fully submerge and quickly apply it to your nail of choice (ensuring the base coat is fully dry first). Press and hold it firmly to the nail and then peel off gently. There is sometimes a little bit of paper residue stuck to the nail but this generally smooths down after a top coat is applied. Repeat the process for however many nails you want the writing printed on, ensuring you seal the design in with a clear top coat. You could also add a gel top coat for added security. 




You also needn't worry that any form of sacrilege needs to occur in order to do this design yourself; just use the very back page of a playbook where it lists 'other titles by this author'. That way the play remains in tact and your nails are a display of print perfection. 
What better way to show how much you adore a musical than by writing an inexpert review of the soundtrack, without seeing the show because you don't live in New York (sob). Having said that, if Anastasia does come to the West End (please please please) then you can guess who's already going to know every single lyric in the show. Here's a run down of most of the tracks in no particular order (because let's be honest, they're all amazing).



My Petersburg is a surprise favourite. Something about it is reminiscent of the Wicked soundtrack, which doesn't detract from either musical and serves only to make My Petersburg extremely catchy. Speaking of the city, A Rumor in St. Petersburg is a staple part of the soundtrack (which also makes a great running track for those interested) 

The start of Stay, I Pray You has echoes of Close Every To Me from Joseph (or at least in these ears it does.) The way it builds from an acapella solo to the accompanying choir is truly tingling and that's just a recording, so to hear it live must be magical. It's also the song that most embodies the sort of supernatural atmosphere that is so present in the animated film.

Close the Door sounds like it carries a lot of emotion and while that does play well over the recording, it may be that this song is more effectual as part of the production. It's poignant, for sure, and purposeful. Still 

As a dancer of ballet, there is something ever so fond and familiar about Quartet at the Ballet. This song, with it's instrumental flourishes, makes it exciting even just to thin about the orchestra warming up at the start of the show (arguably the most goosebump-inducing moment of any performance). The climatic end to the song is without a doubt the most heart stopping and thinking about what happens on stage during this song is already so intriguing.

Given that parts of The Countess and The Common Man has such a similar melody to Meant to Be, it's clear that this refrain is either A, a undeniable symbol of true love or B, Popov's own theme tune (or C, both). It feels like the song is part of a strong comic interlude, that is tinged with romance too. 

If we're looking for songs that are tinged with romance then it doesn't get more heart melting than In a Crowd of Thousands, while both Everything to Win and the reprise are simple and sweet and so lovely to listen.

Learn to Do It is perhaps the song that is the most fun to sing along to because the lyrics in it are just so enjoyable. ('I never cared for Stroganoff' is one excellent example but you can easy find a dozen more). What is most impressive is the range not only of Christy Altomare's vocal ability but her characterisation and expression as Anya, too. This song gets better with every listen (as does hearing the lyrics and realising that 'how she frolicked on the Volga' are the actual words and not, as one may initially have heard 'how she frolicked on the vulgar'. Similar sounding words with very different meanings!) 

While The Neva Flows wasn't an immediate favourite, the instrumental introduction again sounds just like the orchestra in the pit starting to warm up, which definitely plays in its favour. The rhythms and melody in this song sometimes feel tricky to follow but it showcases Ramin Karimloo pretty perfectly.

Though quite a short song in comparison to others in the soundtrack, Crossing a Bridge is soft and sweet and simply splendid. We'll Go From There also has some great lyrical phrasing and is a fantastic multi-character musical moment. Excited to see how it's staged (coughcough please come to the West End coughcough)

Listening to The Press Conference is overwhelmingly exciting and despite sounding nothing like We Both Reached for the Gun, it's become impossible not to picture Christine Baranski somehow chairing the whole affair. Perhaps it's the sounds of the typewriters in both songs, perhaps it's nothing less than an obsessive admiration for Christine Baranski (or, most likely, very much both).

Much like in the film, Paris Hold the Key to Your Heart is fast, fun and French (if a song can be described as such), while Land of Yesterday is a zesty new addition that paints a picture of Russia that you almost wish still existed. 

Those first waltz-like notes that lead in to Once Upon a December have such nostalgic power, that whether this is your first or your fifty first time hearing the song, the experience is transformative. Perhaps those first bars of music are (along with tattoo chokers and ) what it means to really be from the 90s. 

The absolute crowing (sorry) glory of Anastasia has to be Journey to the Past. Despite some belting notes in the song, so much of it is soft and understated and just absolutely beautiful to listen. Christy Altomare is a dream to hear on the cast recording and the song carries such significance that you wonder if it was ever daunting to perform. It is the inclusion of this song and others that demonstrates how masterfully the creators of the Broadway musical were in their development. Taking the songs that stand at the heart of the story and adding to them a symphony of new songs that are lyrically, emotionally and vocally superb is something to be highly celebrated. (And tell me Carrie Hope Fletcher wouldn't absolute crush this role. Imagine her singing In My Dreams and tell me it wouldn't be absolutely phenomenal. Casting gods, give us something to live for, pretty please.)




Nailed it. If by nailing it, you mean the creation of some well-intended but scarily sub-par Addams Family inspired nail art, then yes. Totally nailed it.

Dark spark. Even the princess of darkness herself couldn't be opposed to some decorative accessories, right? So it seemed only apt to channel the Addams' preoccupation with all things dark and deathly in these nail art creations.

Rock on. Both ideas use mostly Barry M nail varnishes and the Barry M nail art pen. The first creation is composed of the shades White and Rockstar (to perfectly capture their pale complexion and punk-rock attitude) while the second example is an homage to Wednesday in all her crazy, kooky glory, with hand drawn arrows and coffins and bottles (oh my!) 

Nail art inspired by The Addams Family

Finger nail art inspired by The Addams Family musical

For five fantastic days from the 23 to 27 May 2017, The Addams Family UK Tour came to the Marlowe Theatre and earned itself a spooktacular five star review.
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Flat lay of The Addams Family programme

When you're an Addams, you share a Full Disclosure. So it goes without saying that The Addams Family is wonderful and witty and wretchedly watchable in a way I think an Addams would be proud. The show is vibrant and vivacious, the staging is superb and before the first scene even started the audience was click-clicking along. The problem (and I use the word lightly) with seeing a musical or performance for the first time without knowing much about it beforehand, means you inevitably leave the show wanting to immediately press rewind and watch it all again. Arguably even more so with The Addams Family because it's such an ensemble production. The plot is packed full of an array of memorable musical numbers and substantial character arcs, plus the ensemble, with their individual identities, are a totally integral part of the whole performance. In case it wasn't already clear, the show is bloody brilliant (although, thankfully, not actually all that bloody!) And a note for any fellow arachnophobes; rejoice. With the exception of Wednesday's extremely apt earrings, there is not (as some may have feared, myself very much included) a spider in sight. Ah, relief...

When you're an Addams, you might be underrated. Crazy might be underrated but something that definitely should not be underrated is the sheer amount of talent taking up the space on that one stage. Samantha Womack makes for an amusingly morbid Morticia performing decisively deadpan opposite the fantastically flamboyant Gomez, played perfectly by Cameron Blakely. It's impossible to do anything else, but definitely keep your eye on Blakely during Full Disclosure - he is simply beyond brilliant and it's a testament to the professionalism of the entire cast (and crew) that no one breaks character throughout that entire scene. Just genius. Lurch may be the dark horse in an already dark and brooding family, while Charlotte Page's performance as Alice Beineke perhaps has the biggest, brightest story arc of them all. Oliver Ormson is adorable as loved-up Lucas but to be honest, every single person on (and behind) the stage is just a pure joy to share an evening with. Having seats on the side meant full view of the orchestra pit and Andrew Hilton might be the most enthusiastic MD to ever grace the planet. You could call him the unsung hero of the show, except he seems to rejoice in mouthing along to most of the show's soundtrack (talk about multi-tasking!) 

When you're an Addams, you might be wild like Wednesday. Yes, there is some satisfaction to be gained from having unintentionally watched Wednesday Addams on a Wednesday. It's impossible not to mention Carrie Hope Fletcher, who pulls at your heartstrings with an earnest (but still suitably eerie) performance as Wednesday, complete with a crossbow and an attitude that Katniss Everdeen herself might be jealous of (except, of course, Katniss shot arrows with a bow in somewhere a little less conspicuous than NYC...) Hearing Carrie perform Pulled on Youtube is amazing but hearing it live in a theatre is just a whole other ball game. It was a genuine privilege to witness such a phenomenal performance first hand and the entire auditorium seemed to agree. In fact, nipping to the loo in the interval led to overhearing at least three different people commenting on how amazing and astounding Carrie's performance was (although the quote of the night possibly belongs to a vastly stylish woman whose somewhat aristocratic accent was absolutely appreciative of the show, as the first half had already quelled her qualms that it might not be the show for her. Turns out, it absolutely was!) I have a theory that there's a moment in every show that people wish they could capture. Not necessarily the same moment of course, but there will be a moment, or a snippet, you just want to savour. Like saving the last drops of a perfume bottle to come back to when you feel nostalgic. The magic of theatre is that you have to commit a performance to memory in order to relive it, but you're so caught up in the moment that it's impossible to think of anything else besides the then and now. In The Lion King it's the first heart-shattering opening number; in Matilda, it's the so simple but so sincere staging of When I Grow Up and In The Addams Family, it's without a doubt the crushing crescendo at the close of Pulled. Carrie absolutely killed it (which is pretty appropriate, since she's an Addams. Ahem. I'll go..)

When you're an Addams, you might be dead from dancing. Having the Addams' ancestors around is such an innovative way of really making the most out of the ensemble. They have some seriously intense choreography to nail, but they should be experts at that (nail.. coffin... I'm sorry, I really will go.) Hugest props go to Jessica Buckby for wearing pointe shoes for the entire first act (and maybe even some of the second?) Granted, that is what ballet companies do for real, for days on end, but still.. it's impressive. The costumes for the ensemble are really so exquisite though too, and (surprise, surprise) the ballerina one is a firm favourite with its sequinned layered skirt that shone under the stage lights. The make up, the music, the accents, the acting - all of it was just brilliant.

When you're an Addams, you might find a new obsession. In case it wasn't clear, The Addams Family UK tour is fantastic and if you're feeling in any way pulled to go and see it, definitely, definitely do.

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Landscape shot of The Marlowe Theatre

No but really. I'm 90's. And I guess I just need everyone to confirm it for me, since I have a flimsy sense of self. (Yes that is an OITNB reference). So whilst I didn't truly embrace the opportunities to available for my fashion game during the actual 1990s, I'm more than making up for them now. Zara's white slogan tee game is always on fire but this was the best of the bunch. Now excuse me while I go and rub body glitter all over my face.

Are you 90's too? Let's be friends.

Jade x 

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Should probably clarify that I mean the Atlantic Highway, aka a section of road between Devon and Cornwall. Because yes, I spent the last seven days down in Cornwall and even though the weather wasn't really on our side, the trip was still wonderful. When thinking of the South West there are a few words that spring to mind and believe me, Cornwall delivered on all of them.

Beaches. I always forget how much I love beaches until I'm on one. The waves lapping onto soggy sections of sand, damp dogs dipping their paws in fresh, freezing water, kids making sandcastles and adults playing volleyball - what is there not to love? With Cornwall, it's even better. Hoards of people don all-black wetsuits and head into vast stretches of sea, ready to surf the waves. I wanted desperately to try stand up paddle boarding - it looked like the least ferocious of the many water-borne activities on offer - but time just slipped away from us before I was able to. Nevertheless, it's given me a reason to go back (if I can handle another set of seriously long car journeys, that is).

Seaside. We explored a few of the quaint, little sea side towns, seeking out quirky little galleries and harbours full of boats. On days the rain kept us indoors, we played endless card games and went for glorious meals. It's probably a good idea I didn't try paddle boarding since I easily gained ten pounds from all the over-indulging I happily submitted my body to. I'm almost certain I would have sunk. I'm not one for fad diets but I do think a cleanse of some sort might be in order! 

Indulgence. Speaking of over indulging, it's impossible not to take in a few rounds of fish and chips when you're practically living on the sea. Some might say we ate too many portions but really, who can judge? It's a vacation - or rather staycation - meaning indulgence is basically mandatory, right?

Sunsets. With the endless fields of different tones of green and skies full of colour (except when it rained), many a night passed where I stood outside, camera in hand, snapping successive shots of the sun setting again clouds of pink and orange. I never get bored of taking photos like that - I do it at home too! 

Freedom. For the entire week I shut off all wi-fi and wrote down every day in a journal I'd been saving for such an occasion. It felt good to record all we did so that in months and years to come, I could relive what was truly a superb seven days. I have an inordinate amount of pictures detailing where we went and what we did that I'm going to have to somehow narrow down so I can add them to my scrapbook. But let's be honest, that's not exactly going to be taxing - it means I get to spend a few more hours in holiday mode before reality comes back to bite me on the bum.




Come rain or shine, the beach was fine and the sunsets and food were good, too!

For those of you who danced as kids (and those of you who, like me, have never really stopped) you might remember doing a little old tap exercise to the Pink Panther theme tune. It's always a great hit because it involves a lot of stamping in tap shoes, the noisiest of dance shoes, and it gives you the chance to be as loud as is humanly possible. As it turns out, we as humans quite enjoy that. Who would have thought! Anyway, with it being the final week before summer we turned the exercise into a mini dance routine, invisible panther tails and all. And whilst adopting what I call the 'cat stance' (which is strangely similar to the rabbit, the kangaroo and the T-Rex stance) a few kids noticed my nail art. It was a very happy accident that I had chosen earlier in the week to wear the long-since outdated but easily replicated leopard print design of 2013, much to their delight. So with a flourish of my tail and my purrrrfectly (sorry) painted paws (really sorry) I stomped and stamped my way straight into the summer hols, waving goodbye to a band of mini panthers. Well, until September.


Jade x
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Sometimes I pick up a book because I like the title. Sometimes it's because I love the author. Sometimes the book's been recommended to me and sometimes, it's just because the cover art is cute. That was, I have to admit, a heavily weighted reason I picked up The Gospel According to Drew Barrymore. Written by Pippa Wright, it's a pretty fun read. It follows the friendship of Esther and Laura who, over the years and the many dramas that arise in between, rely on Drew Barrymore to get them through. Despite the very public problems the real Drew Barrymore suffered (all of which still completely sadden me) it is the fact that she survived and then thrived that Esther and Laura use as their life propellers. If Drew can get through, so can you. New motto, anyone?

I liked that this was a book about female friendship. It felt like real friendship, that had mini ups and downs and periods of non-contact because sometimes life happens, it gets in the way. It also explored what I feel are very valid worries that if you met today, as you are now, would you still become friends? How does friendship survive when so many other factors require you to change. That was one of the saddest admissions in the book; when Esther openly admits that Laura's no longer the front and centre force in her life. With Esther having a husband and a baby, her priorities have shifted. But when two friends are on different life journeys, how do you adjust to no longer having the support you've always relied on? That's mostly Laura's problem, I feel. She has relied on Esther for most of her life. That's neither a wholly good or wholly bad thing. But when Esther becomes, for want of a better word, unavailable, Laura is left to make more bad decisions. Not to spoil the book, but she makes more than a few. 

The book splits between the present, which is around late autumn in 2013, and the past. The chapters from the past usually start with a Drew related quote, which is a fun little insert. And quite necessary really, considering the book's title. Starting with the moment the two became friends all the way through gross adolescent parties and uncomfortable career decisions. Esther, unkindly nicknamed Fat Fester at school, suffered terribly from self esteem issues, always comparing herself to the slimmer, cooler Laura. There's a simmer of resentment that I feel can often be present between girls, that comes and goes but is rarely completely unavoidable. Wright really writes women well I think (well, with the exception of Sophie, Esther's younger sister. I get she isn't really part of the story at all, but still, I don't know why she was introduced at all since she never really felt 3D to me). With the chapters in the present coming from Esther's first person perspective, we to see a whole spectrum of emotions that makes Esther feel very relatable. With Laura, we see her mostly through Esther's eyes, at least in the present, making her seem detached almost. Which she is, considering Esther finds herself leaving her baby at home to fly out to San Francisco, all to try and find an absconded Laura. Part of me really liked the way Esther was written as struggling to leave her new baby, one she had tried unsuccessfully to have for years. but part of me also felt she was a little too ready to blame Laura for all the new mother guilt she was buckling under. I think if we had read in prose, about Esther's succession of miscarriages, then maybe I would have felt differently. I found the email interchange, whilst very topical, to be a bit jarring. I loved Wright's prose and raced through all the other chapters but the series of emails diluted the end of the novel for me. It felt a little like Esther suffered a lot in her younger years but then found a guy she really liked, had a son she loves more than anything and has a job she's passionate about. In other words, she suffered but came out successful, like the opposite of divine retribution. But perhaps I'm being too critical of a character who does, let's be honest, have a lot on her plate. Not as much as Laura, but really, should we compare? Pain is pain, fear is fear. How you experience it is sometimes entirely unique. 

The end of the book is cute. Almost predictable but it also feels like a full circle has been drawn in the sand. I did actually enjoy it a lot; it was an easy read because the characters felt complex and of this time, too. Emails, Facetiming, everything that friends do now. And of course using a celebrity to somehow pave the way forward. I, for one, am definitely guilty of that. So if  you like books about the influence of famous people and, more importantly, books about the complexities of female friendship, give The Gospel According to Drew Barrymore a go.


Jade x

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When I Sky plussed (it feels weird writing that. Is there a term I don't know about to better describe this action? Recorded, maybe?) The Spoils Before Dying, I didn't actually know what it was about. I hadn't seen nor heard of the first series and to be honest, I only really recorded it this time because I saw it had Wiig in it. Sorry not sorry. The episode started with a bearded, food loving Ferrell comparing some kind of burger to a child he had never sired. I have this weird thing about not wanting to watch people eat on screen. I would go as far as to say it repulses me but that seems mean, so I'll just say I strongly dislike it. So as you can, my opinion of the show got off to a great start! From what I could gather, Will Ferrell's character Eric Jonrosh is a film direction whose work 'The Spoils Before Dying' is something of a crime movie. The Spoils Before Dying is essentially a film within a TV series, with Jonrosh's commentary framing each extract. Comprende?

It did get jazzier, though. Like literally. In the smoky glamour only found in early jazz scene comes Maya Rudolph playing Fresno Foxglove, singing with true soul and wearing what looks like a giant meringue on the side of her head. (Up close, it was clearly two white flowers but you know, in my mind it started off as a meringue.) Unfortunately, Maya's role was to be short-lived; a few minutes later she was found dead and our leading man is the one the police want to pin it on. Filled with hilarious interrogation scenes and severe comical overuse of the phrase 'you dig', The Spoils Before Dying embraces all the worst clichés of every bad 50s era crime film.

Determined to prove his innocence, Michael K Williams travels to Mexico City in a bid to certify his freedom. Given three days by the police, Williams's character heads to Jaz-Tec, what looks like an underground jazz bar where Delores DeWinters has taken the stage to sing about booze and pills and not much more. Though the lyrics are sparse, our royal and regal queen Kristen Wiig is flawless as a jazz age singer and boy, can she sing. Seriously, is there anything she can't do?! I loved the staging for the fictional Jaz-Tec too. Low glowing skulls and decorative hanging light bulbs? Hell YES. I totally dig. (Sorry)

The first episode ends with Wiig recognising Williams before Ferrell's Eric Jonrosh closes the episode literally just saying words seemingly arbitrarily. The Spoils Before Dying is definitely funny and fantastically star studded. I, for one, can't wait to what happens next.

Jade x 

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When you spill enough glitter to cover seventy Christmas cards, what do you do? You take an artsy photo of the discarded jar of glitter and shove whatever bits you can onto your lovely, long-ish, lilac nails. Making magic out of mess since the 90s.




Jade x

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Not that I haven't already made it abundantly clear, but in case you weren't aware I love Tennessee William's play The Glass Menagerie. Like, I could talk about it for days. So when, quite by chance, I discovered a theatre in Kent was performing an amateur production of the play, I was immediately mentally booking my seat in the audience. (Thankfully I remember to actually  book a seat, too.) I really didn't know what to expect before going and felt a mix of trepidation and anticipation: it's like meeting your heroes, what if they don't live up to our incredibly high and virtually unreachable expectations? Having said that, I met one of my personal heroes in 2010 and he did not disappoint. In fact, it only drove my obsession deeper. 

Anyway, back to The Glass Menagerie. I was originally down to attend the first of four evening performances but due to unforeseeable circumstances Wednesday's performance was cancelled. Thankfully we were able to transfer our tickets to the Saturday, the final night of the performances. Having studied this play during some of my formative years, I felt some mixed emotions watching it live for the first time. I knew parts of the play off by heart but had never really imagined them being performed. It was an odd experience hearing them spoken, though the attempts at Southern accents were definitely consistent and really quite charming. The set though was the best part. I so wanted to snap a photo of it, more for my own memories than anything. but I'm far too much a rule abider that it was a goal destined to remain uncompleted. Descriptions of it can't really do the intimacy of the set justice but the photo of the long-distance loving father was as creepy as I imagined it might be.


One thing that I found different to the few expectations I had formed prior to attending was the amount of laughter some of the scenes generated. They are comical, I can understand that, but when reading and studying the play, those moments always felt more tragic than anything to me. I felt the same watching them acted out but it was good to see the play being so well received by the audience. It was odd to see the character of Tom being played so aggressively, almost. Arrogant, in a way. I'd read him as just simmering beneath those levels of emotions exhibited but it was a fresh way to witness the play unfold. If anything, it made the final act all the more heartbreaking.

I took my Mum with me, a novice when it comes to Williams's work, but I think she enjoyed it. The play is compact enough that it needs no pretext except that given in Tom's initial monologue. In that way, it's an incredibly accessible performance. I will say that both my age and my, shall we say heritage, made me something of a minority in the audience but hey, what's new! It didn't lessen my ability to enjoy it and I was happy just to have finally seen my favourite play performed live.  

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